consulting-hunters:

i have a white t-shirt and some fabric markers

so

every single person that reblogs this, i will write your url on this shirt.

i mean it- i will write as many urls as i can possibly fit on this shirt and i will post pictures every so often to prove it

so go forth, reblog! this is exciting, and quasi terrifying, but regardless of the questionable url names that may or may not show up, i will wear this tumblr shirt proudly

(via breakingbabylegs)

jesussbabymomma:

my dad turned off the light while i was still in the room did you forget who decides to put you in the nursing home or not

(via fuckfayc)

linkinstiel:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

suchprocrastination:

hopelesslyhiddled:

grandpa-rome-the-cock-block:

IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO SCREAM I WATCHED SUPERNATURAL FOR THE FIRST TIME AND DEANS VOICE DOES NOT MATCH UP WITH HIS BODY I SWEAR HIS VOICE IS SO DEEP OHMYGO D

DID YOU WATCH THE LAST EPISODE OR ?? BECAUSE HIS VOICE IS PRETTY HIGH IN S1

IT DROPS PROPORTIONALLY ALONG WITH HIS HAPPINESS

WHICH HAPPENS TO RUN PERPENDICULAR TO HIS HETEROSEXUALITY

(Source: grandpa-rome-the-cockblock, via bloody-gothic-rose-666)

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

(via boobybobby)

royalteens:

are you a magician because abracadayum

(via boobybobby)

ohshititsgreg:

2007ad:

what do newborn babies smell like 

Their moms vagina

(via boobybobby)

thebabbagepatch:

when you try your best

but you don’t succeed

(via boobybobby)